The best replacement for kids is ice cream.

The best alternatives to kids are rated as following:
★★★★★  ice cream
★★★★  santa
★★★  parents
★★★  no kids
★★  kids
★★  2
★★  poor kids
★  ice cream 2
★  two kids
★  3 kids
★  grownups
★  three kids
★  adults
★  children
★  like a g6
★  three
★  career
  3
  american kids
  not having kids
  ice cream truck
  two
  cats
  one
  not hair salon
  ice cream armor games
  games

Your alternative for kids is not listed? Suggest!
Speaking about kids, one probably shouldn't forget about food allergies.

Other search terms related to kids and their ratings are:
★★★★★ food allergies
★★★★★ parents
★★★★★ fathers
★★ dads
★ friends
marriage
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