The best replacement for sneezing is collapsed trachea.

The best alternatives to sneezing are rated as following:
★★★★★  collapsed trachea
★★★★  collapsing trachea
★★★  kennel cough
★★★  coughing
★  cough

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Speaking about sneezing, one probably shouldn't forget about cold.

Other search terms related to sneezing and their ratings are:
★★★★★ cold
★★ allergies
★★ flu
★ runny nose
★ having a cold
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