The best replacement for sneeze is yawn.

The best alternatives to sneeze are rated as following:
★★★★★  yawn
★★★★★  kennel cough
★★★★  cough head hurts
★★★★  cough
★★★★  collapsed trachea
★  not to sneeze
★  guy sneeze
  collapse trachea

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Speaking about sneeze, one probably shouldn't forget about covering mouth.

Other search terms related to sneeze and their ratings are:
★★★★★ covering mouth
★ snot
★ hurting your throat
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yawn
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