The best replacement for poop is chocolate.

The best alternatives to poop are rated as following:
★★★★★  chocolate
★★★★★  poop
★★★★  scoop
★★★  diarrhea
★★★  contractions
★★★  poo
★★★  ibuprofen
★★  period cramps
★★  chocolate movie quote
★★  pee
★★  snoop
★  chocolate baby mama
★  feces
  not to poop
  congress
  puke
  rat

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Speaking about poop, one probably shouldn't forget about mucus.

Other search terms related to poop and their ratings are:
★★★★★ mucus
★★★★★ blood
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