The best replacement for noir is merlot.

The best alternatives to noir are rated as following:
★★★★★  merlot
★★★★  cabernet sauvignon
★★★  pinot grigio
★★  noire
★  madlax
★  neo noir
★  cabernet
★  hard boiled
★  shiraz
★  compojure
★  pinot gris
★  vewlix
★  syrah
★  grigio
★  copic
  noir
  still fresh
  rouge
  thé vert
  california pinot noir
  burgundy wine
  malbec
  zinfandel
  new world pinot noir
  parole
  burgundy
  chocolat lait
  windsor fens
  blanc
  beaujolais
  bordeaux

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