The best replacement for lube is no lube.

The best alternatives to lube are rated as following:
★★★★★  no lube
★★★★  valvoline
★★★  spit
★★★  grease
★★★  chain wax
★★  baby oil
★★  jiffy lube
★  curl keeper
★  ewcm
★  midas
★  ez lube
★  grease monkey
★  wax
★  dealership
★  slip 2000
★  slick 50
★  saliva
  oil free
  firestone
  str8cam lube
  wet lube
  stanadyne
  vaseline
  wax lube
  metabond
  ms lube
  oil express
  water based lube

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Speaking about lube, one probably shouldn't forget about spermicide.

Other search terms related to lube and their ratings are:
★★★★★ spermicide
★ condoms
★ latex condoms
★ non latex condoms
polyisoprene condoms
carbide dies
condom
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