The best replacement for ears is shure.

The best alternatives to ears are rated as following:
★★★★★  shure
★★★  eads
★★★  peltor
★★★  aprs
★★★  eyes
★★  earx
★★  funnel cake
★  ezrx
★  funnel cakes
★  westone
★  rawhide
★  jh audio
★  digital antenna
  flat antenna
  ultimate ears
  sennheiser
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  uncropped
  natural ears
  converter box
  sordin
  cat years
  uncropped ears
  flat panel antenna
  pig ears

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Speaking about ears, one probably shouldn't forget about q-tips.

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★★ infection
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