The best replacement for crying is laughing.

The best alternatives to crying are rated as following:
★★★★★  laughing
★★★★★  weeping
★★★  tears
★★★  colic
★★★  sobbing
★★  whining
★  balling
★  fussing
★  weeping psychic tears
★  laughing for no reason
★  tearing up
★  laughter
  tearing
  winning
  whaling
  laughing + stroke

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Speaking about crying, one probably shouldn't forget about tears.

Other search terms related to crying and their ratings are:
★★★★★ tears
★★★ no tears
★ tears baby
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onions
shedding tears
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