The best replacement for labor pains is braxton hicks.

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★★★★★  braxton hicks
★★★  gas pains
★  menstrual cramps
★  constipation
★  real labor pains
  miscarriage pains
  false labor pains

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Speaking about labor pains, one probably shouldn't forget about water breaking.

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★ your water breaking
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