The best replacement for breasts is bum.

The best alternatives to breasts are rated as following:
★★★★★  bum
★★★★★  thighs
★★★  chicken thighs
★★★  implants
★★  fake
★  tenders
★  chicken breast halves
★  chicken tenders
★  cutlets

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