The best replacement for beards is no beards.

The best alternatives to beards are rated as following:
★★★★★  no beards
★  goatee
★  birds
★  goatees
  beards

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Speaking about beards, one probably shouldn't forget about shaved head.

Other search terms related to beards and their ratings are:
★★★★★ shaved head
★★★★ mustaches
★★ shaved heads
★ bald heads
★ haircuts
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